wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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