so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
