anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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