I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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