So drunk, too bad you don't want this
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
FUCK WHALES
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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