he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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