Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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