yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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