i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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