He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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