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(402): View more from Nebraska

On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.

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(847): View more from Illinois

You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day

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(559): View more from California

His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY

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(678): View more from Georgia

Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Sex is always the answer.

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Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

well ya only live once...

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that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do

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(831): View more from California

Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.

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