Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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