They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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