i jhust puked up my retainher.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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