i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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