what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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