There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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