I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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