She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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