so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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