Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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