Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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