My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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