talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
God, I missed his penis.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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