Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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