But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
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