i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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