"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I feel like a drive thru vagina
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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