just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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