Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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