getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
50% drunk capacity currently
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
we're so committed to being not committed
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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