Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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