dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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