well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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