Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
