I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
