This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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