problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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