we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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