I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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