Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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