They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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