There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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