One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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