I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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