I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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