You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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