So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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