Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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