he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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