im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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