he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
