Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
How does it feel to date your dad?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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