This dress was meant to end up on your floor
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Randomize
