Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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