It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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I need you to use more vowels.
This is the high leading the old right now
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Randomize
