Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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