Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
