There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
