My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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