I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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