If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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